who did this 😭, pls stopp

🇺🇸 WHITE HOUSE JUST CONFIRMED PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ELIMINATE CAPITAL GAINS FOR #BITCOIN PAYMENTS HERE WE GO!!!

we decided to optimize shitposting in the waiting room today for @embrdotfun as well - chat now includes history - nicknames now show for players

[@embrdotfun update] enemy health ranges bottom 60% (easy): 100 ~ 1000 health middle 30% (intermediate): 1000 ~ 2000 health top 10% (expert): 2000 ~ 6000 health easier to expect what you're up against, level up to defeat stronger memes, & more strategies changes are effective starting tomorrow for our FREE game! come thru fam

$INIT to $10 There will be signs @ItsAlwaysZonny @sinitias @KPeruggi @0xJESSIE_

L1 emissions are often high in raw magnitude, because it's traditionally reserved for large staking pool Quite a few inefficiencies here though, which is why Pendle YTs allowed people without that capital to partake in that yield. But users needed to take on risk to leverage that yield especially if realized yield << implied yield What if we could access that yield flow without any upfront capital? --> 3 creators on @embrdotfun earned $3k in revenue over the past two weeks, sourced from @initia L1 emissions, double dipped through subsequent trading royalties. How? They made the winning chains of chaos tokens. chains of chaos is once everyday M-F, meaning creators that win multiple rounds get multiple injections Strong creators lift the entire ecosystem, only makes sense that they win massively via L1 generated revenue itself. Welcome to pressurized yield structures

some musings one month into @embrdotfun to pair with our nice visual upgrades - Chains of Chaos gives good interaction between holders and various memes. seems useful when designing early stage trenches in early ecosystems - think we found a good balance of focused VIP + free to play rounds to allow for us to try out different battle implementations so what do we want to tackle next? --> - pushing on the token creation / trading pipeline on the platform--> enable more and more tokens to be winners on COC - empowering players champion their own tokens and letting COC be the medium through which they get visibility --> this is where the impetus on newer tokens getting damage buffs come in - we'll be updating our docs over the next day to better highlight the above --> then observing how players discover these newer alphas

new look, who dis? we’re now @embrdotfun (no longer @embr_labs) our UI got a glow-up too what’s new? → landing page - stripped the fluff, added quick buy options, tokens at a glance, no scroll-marathons needed → profile page - now segmented so you can zero in on what matters: COC, VIP rewards, embr points, and your portfolio → now also optimized for mobile view

“you must be retarded if you think hyperliquid is going to $1000 per coin” me:

ETH outperforms for 2 days and we get WW3