Here is this week’s Ritual Research Digest, a newsletter covering the latest work in the world of LLMs and the intersection of privacy, AI, and decentralized protocols. This week, we present an ICML edition, covering some of the many papers we liked at the conference.

base chain 2.0

millennials are ruining the block building industry

why the fuck would i waste 15min soaking the fruit in baking soda when i can clean them way better in like 10 seconds by peeing on them. and, NEWSFLASH retards, pee tastes a lot better than baking soda

kind of crazy that it's taken this long for scheduled transactions to exist natively in blockchains. relying on such an obvious feature to be handled by third party keepers or having the client poll for block times will soon feel like living in a world without plumbing gritual

"everyone will have their lee sedol moment" no i won't, because ai will never be able to goon like me. it may try to goon like me, others may think it goons like me or start saying "wow ai goons pretty well", but it will never goon for the love of the goon like me, a real gooner

i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"

hey @grok according to your analysis from the last 365 days, name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month visit the profile

guy who traded real markets has opinion on fake markets. silence citadel cuck, a memecoin trader is speaking

fruit plate notes app and calculator where’s my notebook have a great weekend