I understand that this is satire, but it's really not that shocking once you think about it There's always been a cohort of retail that got exposure to crypto back in 2017 that bought into all these "dino coins" every time the market turns around, these legacy coins always catch a bid. Since retail never sticks around for the majority of the cycles, they're never entrenched and exposed to any new protocols in the space like the rest of CT all they remember is XRP, HBAR, etc. And once the market pumps that's the first thing they come back to