seeing people raiding hard (& creatively!) is refreshing

i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"

peep dexs should have killcams for liquidations

sloppy saturday scootin

[Chorus: Mr. Fantastik, Mr. Fantastik & MF DOOM] Rap snitches, tellin' all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here

Touchmarket enables 1000x leverage without liquidations.™ Beta is now live! Trade by simply predicting what price will be touched within a selected timeframe. Read more on how exactly does this work:

$pump

family is what makes a chillhouse a chillhome ❤️🫂

product idea: Autonomous industrial scale meme deployer TLDR: -agent scrapes newswires, launches topical memes -agent TPs launched tokens, puts a small % of each into treasury -gov/revshare token holders vote 1x week to consolidate a % of the total treasury into one token nice to haves: -autonomous distribution to bullposters of certain memes from treasury -pre-farm standardized vanity addresses to launch from -pay for dex update built in for memes that the community wants to take more control over -ability to influence the branding/naming scheme of the deployer by engaging with agent on twitter could be dumb, could also print.

We're building Perpl to be the most gas-optimized CLOB. Monad uses priority gas auctions, and cheaper transactions have a higher chance of inclusion and (possibly) earlier in the block. Here is a practical example: - Market makers have to constantly update their orders on the book using non-matching (post, cancel) orders. - Cheaper post/cancel = more frequent updates = tighter spreads. That is the objective function! Poor CLOB designs would make market-making expensive, and those inefficiencies cannot be obfuscated on an L1, unlike on app-chains or beefy L2 sequencers.