Craziest law firm summer associate stories - I'll go first. 1) one of the SA's ordered several straight vodkas while at a yankee game, brought an empty bottle, & poured the vodka in the empty bottle to take home.

2) one of the SAs kept stealing people's office chairs (major no) - he wanted a chair to put his feet up; 3) one of the SAs answered all phone calls shouting 'yello!'. Note: only one of the three did not receive an offer.