Singapore is really fumbling its management of crypto capital while US is ramping up its support. Sad to see.

hear me out, an ohm fork that sells bonds for eth to accumulate sbet onchain

hear me out, an ohm fork sell bonds for eth to accumulate sbet onchain

crypto people every time we're a few months into a bull run

Thank you everyone! It hasn't even been one month since we launched HyperApp. This is just the beginning. Billions.

Based HyperApp Web Terminal is now live. Aside from doing everything you can on @HyperliquidX’s UI, future plans include: - Advanced algos like Chase orders - Position alerts via notifications - Exposure tracking - Limit orders by time - Automation setup - [Redacted] Comment what other features you're looking forward to and we will execute. We're only just beginning and we're more than excited to shape the future of trading together with you.

Just made a new release on web so you guys can trade $PUMP without any delays Live now: - buy/sells real-time view - isolated & cross margin - margins calc - font standardization - SMA indicators Any bugs let us know!

Funded my @basedappHQ HyperApp account with $10k to try it out for fun. Pretty good month thus far. #10to100challenge Pretty fun to fund my daily expenses with pnl lmeow

The relative strength of crypto with concrete value capture like HYPE, AAVE vs dozens of L1/L2s that continue to trend down is one of the best things that have happened to crypto this year.

Your project's token price just evaporated 70% in 7 minutes? Relax, just use this playbook for damage control and you can potentially get away with it. The Founder Damage-Control checklist • Signal immediate innocence: fire off a tweet saying “Our team tokens are still locked. We didn’t sell a single token.” This is your first line of defence and make sure not to let them know about your side wallets • Shadow Villain: Blame “coordinated CEX liquidations,” “malicious actors (throw your market maker under the bus),” or “low-liquidity Sunday Asia hours.” • Bonus points: sprinkle some insider conspiracy without naming names • Pump those vanity metrics: its fine, no one can verify these numbers anyway --> “200M+ volume, mainnet operational, 20 projects still building in the ecosystem, zero downtime.” Remind them you’re “heads-down building.” • Practice gratitude: Thank your community, investors, retail, airdrop farmers, your mom --> basically anyone who still bothers to read • Play the victim card: vulnerability is key --> “These have been incredibly tough 36 hours.” You want maximum sympathy • Promise transparency (after the incident occurs): Announce some “detailed post-mortem” that will be published “within 24 hours." • Give people some hopium: Tease a token burn, buy-back and burn, or fee-share program --> its all about juicing the narrative to satisfy your audience • Security PSA: Don't forget to remind people about security/ issue a scam warning (after you have scammed them) about fake links and impostor accounts • Pin the thread, close Twitter, and let the CT anons argue. Your job is done By following this script, you will… • Buy yourself 48–72 hours of silence (or madness) while CT argues over whose fault it really is • Shift blame from insider dumps to an invisible cabal of evil liquidators (nobody needs to know who these invisible bad guys are) • Rebrand catastrophic sell-offs as bullish “building season" (again, emphasise that you are "heads down building") Bonus: Don't forget to add the — in your public statements, they need to know it was an AI who wrote the article.