Polycosmic Manipulation #64

"Hey did you see the McDonald's Instagram? They're posting affirmations." Polycosmic Manipulation- the process of purposely discombobulating one or more dominant narratives by shuffling their various metaphysical components off to random "locations" in collective consciousness phase space (to free up prime real estate for other, more desirable narratives, such as "Women Are Smart" and "Saxophones Are Good"). Root cause of the noted "Mandela effect" urban legend. The extant (master-present) timeline is juxtaposed against other pure/prime timelines so that a narrative navigator can isolate the most plausible and/or hardest to disprove foundational realities while trimming away the rest judiciously. Your hot girlfriend? Gone. Your fun and rich friends? Gone. The job you fucking hate? Always been there, always will be. Polycosmis Manipulation is more akin to an art like bonsai than to anything found in the hard sciences, but the end result is concrete and undeniable. Reversomorphification: Flip a coin. Heads: Reverse every action from the past three (3) turns. Tails: Both players put back most recently drawn card, shuffle.