Gauss Rifle #72

"Wait. There was a house there. There was a house there before I shot.. Wh-.. Where is the house." Manufacturer: Black Ops II Weapons Group LLC Weight: 8.2 lbs. <3.72 kg> Ammunition: TungTec!TM 'Block-Flattener' Tungsten Killbolts <315,000 grain> Incredible sound, fabulous damage. The Gauss Rifle utilized high-IQ round-earth magnetscience to launch a 45-pound tungsten buttplug at incomprehensible speeds, which is only possible by breaking the law of conservation of energy <felony offense>. To optimize exit velocity, the barrel is lined with rifled voidmatter (an alloy of aluminum and negative space). Being attacked while the Gauss Rifle is equipped results in INSTANT DEATH for the operator - the voidmatter is so volatile and poorly insulated that the merest jostle of vibration will create a negative space chasm that violently sucks you in like a high-altitude hull breach on an Airbus A320 that's been hijacked by Indonesian Muslim t*rrorists (they're actually just Guatemalans with a lot of hair gel-Program M.I.N.D.W.I.P.E. alumni who've been re-activated to draw attention away from something real that happened in teh Bermude Triangle). Note: Despite the Gauss Rifle being an incredibly high-tech weapon, it is fully mechanical and features no electronic parts. CAPABLE OF FIRING IN SPACE. Nuclear Armistice Loophole//: Bust off. 1600 DMG; Can only be equipped by creatures with 7 or higher STR; Upon firing, 200 DMG to self and +6 SWG.