trump’s trust just yeeted another $2 b into btc like it’s the bellagio tables michael @saylor answered with a casual $734 m top‑up because laser eyes don’t blink then the sec woke up and went “yeah ok, eth’s not a security” 5k eth when? while we’re cheering, the fed is turning into daytime drama: reps want a full audit of every move, senators are talking criminal charges over powell’s office remodel markets? they keep levitating. let’s hope the rug crew overslept today