zuck just offered to acquire EVERY coding agent startup, and he’s starting the bidding at 2B. holy shit. that means: - Cursor - Windsurf (selling THREE times?) - v0 (Vercel’s baby?) - Aider - Cline - 30x YC 24 cos of little significance ALL have offers on the table.

one overlooked implication of this is that YC will get their exits, and thus will not need to ritualistically cannibalize any more small projects in this category. we are all free from their bloodlust for now. rejoice, rejoice!

yes. completely real. 100% serious. i’m sitting right next to Mark Zuckerberg. he says “yo wassup dawg” because he’s Eminem now.

i told him to stop playing around with those fake ass chains, and said if he’s a real Roman weeb, he’ll lock one up for the culture and get an Eid Mar coin and wear it around his neck. you already know they’re sitting in some dusty collection right now.

this was a joke. i am sorry.

@AlmostMedia like i was the first one to make a joke apparently