BREAKING: Disgracred Astronomy CEO Andy Byron announced he recently acquired an HVAC company from a retiring baby boomer. According to Byron, “Small businesses are a cheat code for wealth generation. When I saw the fax machines in their office, the only words I could think were, ‘I will fix you.’ I’m looking forward to embracing this new direction in my career with unadulterated enthusiasm.” Byron reportedly purchased the business for 14x EBITDA, with a plan to sell it to private equity for 28x after upgrading the website and tripling prices.