Exactly. Giovanni can fix a clock. Billy Binion repurposed a John Deere tractor as a parade float for a minor league baseball team called the Corn Dodgers & still made it to his shift at the Daily Bugle. We are not the same.

Billy Binion is also a hobbit who lives next to Frodo Baggins and also stars in a bestselling children’s book. This is the kind of narrative diversity only America can deliver. God bless.