🚨ICYMI: The Astronomer CEO has officially resigned from his position following being absolutely bodied by Chris Martin at a Coldplay concert. Smartly realizing that there’s no recovering from being seen at a Coldplay concert he has tendered his resignation effective immediately.

Sources are saying that known Silicon Valley tycoon Soham Parekh is being considered for the permanent CEO role but Parekh says “He has a lot on his plate.”