Here are ten quotes. Can you guess which are by Matt Walsh and which are by Dwight Schrute? Answers are in the next tweet: 1. I have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. 2. Sharks, bears, and lions aren't domesticated animals. Good lord. 3. I always have a supply of gummy bears in my survival kit. 4. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. 5. The set up you describe, where men have children by lots of different women, has already been tried. 6. Given Elmo's recent comments, I have no doubt that Sesame Street would be very popular in the Middle East. 7. I wanted to try growing vegetables this year. First attempt to start seeds indoors was an utter failure. Maybe Im not cut out to be a farmer. 8. Dominated in corn hole today. Never mind the fact that my opponents were all under the age of 8. 9. Women love gossip, it's like air to you people. 10. We are not alone in the universe but somehow I still feel alone as a UFO enthusiast.
Dwight: 4 and 9 Walsh: The rest
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