I never want to watch anything. Don’t want to watch other people have experiences while I just sit here

It’s actually possible that you read these books and totally absorb them and it ends with mark zuckerberg offering you hundreds of millions a year in salary

It’s fucking deranged how hot women are

America is getting back into a good mental space in preparation for our 250th birthday

My flight got cancelled. God has judged me for my thoughts about men

Just embrace the bald spot brother this is so much worse

Retiring from posting. Its over.

Happy united premier status day to me

Imagine getting your zuck offer and it’s like 500k a year. You’re basically toilet paper 😩

Love leaving the bar just as the music starts so it’s clear to the staff the effect this has on business