Your nana is having the f word screamed at her 100 times a night

Women claim they’re broke but spend money on coordinating outfits 🙄

“It is my belief that ALL Minnesota libs - regardless of race or national origin - are incompetent and crazy.”

Keith Olbermann, the senior statesman, the adult in the room, the voice of reason.

Now Shopping For: Sandals. These things are PURE SEX. Ladies, you see me walking down the street in these bad boys try to refrain from ripping off your shirts.

I already posted this once but I can’t get it out of my head. Marvel at this prose. The refusal to go ahead forestalled a step backward.

If I was a journalist or some other sort of content-based professional I would have accounts on every single platform and I would post my stuff on all of them. That way the maximum number of people would see my stuff. Why don’t journalists do this?

Oh man this is gonna age me. There used to be an online magazine - sort of like a normal magazine but online - called Slate. You guys remember this?

Been dealing with some real life nonsense all day what’s the latest over here?