Mollie Hemingway’s account @MZHemingway is the best thing on Twitter right now

She’s a co-owner of the app. That’s why she got fired.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

I don’t know about y’all, but when a professional script reader—someone whose most famous scene involves him farting a lot and pretending to have diarrhea—opines on politics and philosophy, I definitely tune in and listen up. That’s the kind of resume you need to have if you want to lecture people on how the government should run their lives. Everyone knows that among all the professional script readers on earth, professional diarrhea pretenders are widely considered to be the wisest. So ask yourself this question next time you see a professional script reader hectoring you for having different opinions about politics and government: has this guy ever pretended to have diarrhea while someone else filmed him? If the answer is no, I’m not really sure you can trust what he says.

I’m still not over the COVID tyranny and I never will be. Our government turned communist and half our people turned into sheep.

It’s definitely amnesty. Amnesty for illegal aliens and amnesty for the employers that hired them. Lots and lots of amnesty.

I present to you, lefty masculinity.

None of it matters if they don't go to jail

It’s an amnesty bill and we all know it. Hope you enjoyed your political career.

Congrats to that dummy for destroying NPR with her left-wing censorious nonsense.