🥱🥱 pump token launch goes off w/o a hitch. chain handling 2-3x ingress & packing full blocks. median fees "spiked" to 2 cents. haters in shambles

"why are some slots slow?" @alessandrod checks NIC bandwidth JFC...

testnet 👀👀☔️☔️

Lots of alpha in here.

Alpenglow is cool, but it won't ship for a long time ❌ Wrong. Here's a 10 node Alpenglow cluster pulling 20k TPS

and yet @alessandrod is calling me a wimp on slack for not jumping to 30M

he can’t be stopped

Critical thinking time: What happens if Anza recommends all validators adopt new release with this change?: + send all tokens to bw_solana

oh my god

The v2.3 schedule is up. Here's a 9 week notice for when to upgrade 😉