just got a job at ICE im the guy who releases the acme slingshot that launches somalians into canada

for my friends, everything for the Democrats, the law

“ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to be a conservative”

🚨 TRUMP: THINKING ABOUT NO TAX ON CAPITAL GAINS, HOUSES

thanks for sharing the thirst trap with your feet censored ur actually goated for that. it’s probably the coolest thing ive seen in my life, you posted a thirst trap without the most refreshing part. heroic. i love using my imagination thats fire queen thanks

holy shit he actually pumped it back to 10m absolute legend 💪

spelling blob with dates, is alon going to do the funniest thing ever?

every five years someone “invents” this

“as you can probably tell by now, i am extremely conservative”

why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires, but come at a terrible cost?