Just came on here to tell you all that I’m a whale in the xrp army

Instagram be like “hey you might know this person” and it’s your ex husband’s new girlfriend

A 23 year old dude told me he was quote calling the nursing home unquote when I told him I was 32 at a party last night 👍

God I love Coldplay. Where else can you have an affair.

one of the boys @jessepollak

In LA for @base Day One, what’s the ticker

Buying a Kylie cosmetics lip kit in the Detroit airport as God intended

Dude someone spiked my bottle of wine, 2 beers, 4 shrimp cocktail, 9mg zyn after a 5 miles run and no water on this 3 hour boat ride

God forbid a girl has hobbies

Weirdly have a stomach ache after eating an airport monoprix spicy tuna onigiri