RT @ramez: The most bizarre sort of fantasy. The markets don't want this. Utilities don't want this. Frackers certainly don't want this. No…

Hey @grok, can you rank my mutuals based on who is most likely to do something that gets me a visit from the FBI?

I was just scammed by a @Hyatt hotel — and what I’ve uncovered so far points to a *much* bigger issue. A 🧵 (1/13)

Board should give him a raise. Without this viral moment, I’d never know that Astronomer is used by enterprise clients to manage apache airflow and achieve 70% higher uptime than self-managed airflow.

“Slappin fannies and killin grannies” is my new reply to “how’s it going”

Ladies and Gentlemen, we did it. It only took 37 days of tweeting for @Chase to start testing Passkeys to online banking! Thank you all and h/t @wongmjane for the screenshot

but marrying your anime gf doesn't get you a housing allowance

We’re excited to announce that our integration with @Stacks is now live! Stacks is building the future of Bitcoin. Now you can see it happening onchain. 👇

CMV: Rolling Coal and Muffler Deletes are two of the most antisocial behaviors in modern society and should be severely punished.

Heat Pumps are incredible. It’s 90 degrees here and ours has used a total of 60c worth of electricity to keep the house at 70 degrees the whole day