Chipotle shares caught salmonella

The S&P closes at a record high for the 12th time this year

Uber is piloting a new feature in the US to pair female passengers and drivers The program will launch next month in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Detroit The company currently offers the option in 40 other countries

Second day in a row missing out on generational wealth before lunchtime

Opendoor. Krispy Kreme. Kohl's. GoPro. Meme stock mania is back.

BREAKING: The housing market

This morning: • $GPRO +52.5% • $DNUT +17.5% • $OPEN -16.2% • $KSS -15.7%

Capitol Hill through August:

Can't make it up—Ramp is hiring for a "Professional Redditor" It wants a "Reddit power user" with marketing experience in fintech, B2B SaaS, or corporate finance tools Applicants also have to show proof of a Top 1% commenter badge or similar award

Elon seeing the latest Stargate update