Wishing on a star for a Telegram AK version, since neither A nor K works 100% for me lol

The only 2FA I accept are the beacons of Minas Tirith

Yeah my airdrop allo was pretty large, how'd you know

Coming back at you with unhinged crypto marketing tips part 2. I've been seeing a lot of chatter on the timeline about market makers lately. But don't you worry little marketing slave, we don't need to put in the effort to understand market makers, that isn't what we want: We need to hire some straight up market manipulators for your project - that's where the money is. Who cares about a healthy price, we just want to EXIT. Here's 4 easy steps: 1. Find a 'market maker' that includes the word pump in their slide deck - the more confusing the slide deck the better, the more involved with shitcoins the better 2. Meet them in person, make sure there are no microphones around: ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?? 3. Make sure their market activity suspiciously aligns with your team allocated token unlock schedule 4. Move to Dubai And they said crypto was hard!

Everyone worries so much about hiring KOLs If you're here to WIN, you need to be hiring fudders to make sure your competition dies We don't need to grow the market if we swallow it all. Follow me for more crypto marketing tips.

Had to set up a new Coinbase account today. How is their onboarding flow this bad???

Ok this is approaching what killed MySpace... I will need to bring back the goth aesthetic for my Discord account

The key to quick responsiveness is making sure you're doing tasks throughout the day that you absolutely hate.

Some personal news: I’ve joined the team at @neutrl_labs to lead marketing. I’m excited to be building with an amazing team to unlock crypto-native yield from OTC markets and make institutional-grade strategies accessible to everyone. Why Neutrl? And a bit of TAY lore.👇

I am willing to stan for any protocol or project that has sweatpant swag. I have like 10 hoodies, give me comfy sweatpants, please.