There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing next to you right now... And you'd have no idea. Goodnight.

The older I get, NO.

teetering between enlightened and insanity

With everyone discussing Jumbotrons this week I wanted to show you a reminder of how to handle the big moment correctly.

ITS NEVER BEEN SO EASY. JUST BUY WHAT YOU LIKE AND GO WORK, TRAVEL, EXPLORE, DONT MATTER! JUST DO IT HOLDING BTC, ETH, SOL, HYPE OR BIG ESTABLISHED MEMES. WHATEVER BIG MC JAWNS TICKLE YOUR FANCY. Higher.

I am both dumber and smarter than you in every way son

Remember when they said $PUMP was bearish for Solana? Remember when they said “consensus Crypto Twitter” is always wrong? PUMP is below their ICO price Solana is up 30% since the ICO Turns out NO ONE on this app knows what they’re talking about

Antartica about to be the 51 state

PUDGY PENGUIN $PENGU TO A DOLLLAAAA 🐧💸