Busted Pharmaceutical Kiosk #73

"A chemistry is performed so that a chemical reaction occurs and generates a signal from the chemical interaction with the sample, which is translated into a result, which is then reviewed by certified laboratory personnel." - Elizabeth Holmes A free pill dispenser is placed next to a streetside access liquor store ATM. Within 45 minutes of :///installation, local PyruCripz have set up 24hr patrols surrounding the kiosk and are charging ADDICTS to use the Busted Pharmaceutical Kiosk. The profits are then used to enrich their community- creating jobs & education. >>>HELLO.. YOU'D LIKE A LITTLE DOPE. YES? //>[YES] >>>... *whirring noise* ___DISPENSING_! >>>GREAT JOB. WOULD_YOU LIKE A FEW ///'SMOKES'? //>[YEAH, I'LL SMOKE A BIT] >>>... *whirring* WE'RE ALL OUT OF SMOKES. NO MORE DITTIES. ObubbaCare: Heal any creature from Gross Shit / BRICs / Rainbow R!ot factions - up to 150 HP per turn. Ends once destroyed- Busted Pharmaceutical Kiosk has 500 HP; ________________ Sensitive to electro attacks (2X DMG); 5% chance to receive RARE HEROIN.