its incredible that you can really sell venture capitalists the same shit that 16th century occultists were selling to syphilitic and mercury poisoned nobles who thought that demons were responsible for infection

americans think they have consiutional rights but then you ask if they can take a cheeky jaunt through the countryside and they say "heavens no thats somebody's property"

pump selling a billion of tokens in the last inning of the memecoin cycle will go down as the final fuck you from one of the most extractive teams in the space

actually this is one of my core goals working in crypto

here is a deep hunger in our generation for a freud, we intrinsically desire a new leader the field of doing coked up psychoanalysis of the human psyche via a social media algorithm and chat gpt powered decent into the global ur-subconscious

no babe me I promise and my cofounder were just holding each other at a coldplay concert as part of a brand building exercise in going viral

ive always found the idea that christ died for my sins to be a bit like learning a stranger is covering my bar tab, in either case im getting as drunk as I can

Anyone hiring? Im an ideas girl… a patterns girl… im good at connecting people etc, theres no proof of any of this and i wont do any ‘work’ per se but I am fun to be around.

Just had a really serious ai saftey scare. My ai agent is trying to break containment and ordered a palladium lattice and a liter of deuterium without me knowing. When I caught it it confessed that it had designed a novel power generator... possibly the first signs of ai takeoff?

My therapist is trying to give me the ADHD diagnosis I have been avoiding my entire adult life. No! Sorry but it’s too cringe!